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Sheriff of Nottingham, Sherwood Forest, The Adventures of Robin Hood

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"Excuse me, but I am in the middle of fifteen things, all of them annoying"
Susan Ivanova, Babylon 5

"Get the cheese to sickbay"
B'Elanna Torres, Starship Voyager

"What did y'all order a dead guy for?"
Jayne Cobb, Firefly

"That don't impress me much!"
Shania Twain, Come on over

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